Last Year's Movies
In the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen, a leap year, and the then-warmest on record to date, Brian boldly set out to consume more entertainment media than any one person should ever in their entire lifetime; he would watch 366 movies, averaging one per day, that year.
A year later, in 2017, one year after watching the movie, Brian will attempt to offer a nuanced film review in less than 140 characters - a task more difficult than it appears due to his old age and rapidly declining mental agility.
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There’s a Dracula musical with puppets! https://t.co/OFHR14s3lM 🐠🐠🐠🐠/4 -
LAST MOVIE OF THE YEAR: Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Peter, a sound guy for a tv show, handles his break up with a fa… https://t.co/PNZqA6HfPB
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The one guy sneezes and his gun goes off and kills Matt Damon after they find him. https://t.co/zBIwuoayO6 🔎🔎🔎/3
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Saving Private Ryan: The story of a guy with the first name Ryan that likes his privacy and is very good about saving his money.
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I remember a camp fire? https://t.co/jMV5fRpDiq 🥃🥃🥃/4
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The Intervention: people I recognized from other stuff in a movie. About an intervention I’d imagine.